How did he/she piss you off? (Part II)

So I sent a copy of the previous post to him, TO ASK for permission to post last Friday.

After 5 minutes, I IM him.

Me: Eh boh? (Ok or not?)
Hubby: Beh. (Cannot)
Me: Why?
Hubby: Because you did not do the original tag?
Me: ?
Hubby: Because I am not angry.
Me:?
Hubby: I am just acting.
Me: (Still puzzle) So I can post on the original tag?
Hubby: Yes
Me: Woi, I am so tired writing the postlah. I am going to post that post also.

So now I am back to the original tag,

He pissed me off because/when:

1. He spent more than 25% of his at home time in the toilet. Normal people go to toilet one to 2 times a day. He can go to toilet more than 2 times (5 times?) and each visit can be 15minits to half and hour. After the pissed off discussion, after each visit he will call Hin Lerk, "Ask your mother to come and check."

2. He has NO MONEY. What I mean here is really NO MONEY in the wallet. I still remember the first time, when we were still dating that time; this boyfriend of mine brought me to Air Itam's market for breakfast. After we placed our order, he discovered that he has NO MONEY in the wallet. Then he saw his friend and decided to BORROW money from his friend. Before he approached his friend, LUCKILY he remembered that he had kept some spare money under his shoes. See, this boyfriend of mine is so poor that he kept money under his shoes.

Two weeks ago, we went to Woodland for dinner with my mom, and guess what? Again he had no money to pay the bill and the restaurant did not accept credit card (only RM20 plus). Worst part is my mom and I already went outside the restaurant so there is no way that we can go back and pretend that we have not finished our meals yet. So he had to leave his name and contact number and we went straight to the ATM machine.

3. Ask the wrong question at the wrong time. The most popular question of him is "How much do we have in bank now?" He expects me to know our financial status by finger tips and at any point of time. I hate it when he asked me off hand and I am not prepared, worst than my manager.

4. Do the wrong thing at the wrong time, i.e. give Hin Lerk a new toy 15minutes before his sleeping time. Doing #1 when I am ready to go out.

5. He is so FREE. He is doing all/most of the housework and yet he still has the time to watch TV, play his guitar and keyboard and read newspaper. I am always jealous. And he calls this "EFFECTIVENESS".

I pissed him off because/when:

1. My toilet is DIRTY. I am using the master bedroom's attached toilet and he is using another one. We don't share if not necessary but he will comb his hair in my bathroom every morning. I only washed the toilet when it is extremely dirty, I ADMIT. But see, my mom never washed the toilet. Only my dad does it. So how do you expect me to wash the toilet?

2. I am SLOW. According to him, I am DAMN SLOW. I took ages to get things done. I took so long (he estimates 30minutes) to cook a SIMPLE porridge for Hin Lerk. He can prepared 2 dishes and 1 soup in 45minustes (I estimates).

3. Waked up early in the morning but still made him late. (By the way we car pool to work.) Reason#1, I love to enjoy my breakfast.
Reason#2, always chat with my mom when we dropped off Hin Lerk.

4. IMPATIENCE. I am very hot tempered to him and always thrown tantrum, only to him. A simple question such as "Where is my ....................?" can put me on fire.

5. The credit card bill is above his expectation, I am his supplementary card holder. He has his own/certain budget and if the bill is higher then ...................... "Why you did not keep track?" "What did we spend on?" "How come you did not warn me?" "I must keep track myself, you are a lousy planner." "This month no more unnecessary things, no more restaurant, need to save." Then he forgets after a week (depend on the overflow) and we can start spending again.

6. TIRED all the times and sleep early. (So no need to do anything mah.)

7. Did not bring the key and money when we go out. I am so lazy to get my purse and key when we go out. What for when your hubby is coming along, that's why his #2 is a never ending story.

Seems like I pissed him off more than he pissed me off.

(Please act like you have not read this tag if you happen to meet/see us.)

So now, who should I tag?

1. Lee Lein
2. Wei Xuan's mom
3. Irene

Almost forgot.............
4. My Brother and SIL

Feel free to ignore this tag if you have the feeling that you might face World War III.